Do not tell your lesbian friend, in an attempt to cheer her up about her ex, that a “Doctor” and one of his colleagues gave you some good information about relationships once. Because then you will have to complete the joke and say:
“Bitches ain’t shit but hos and tricks. If you’re having girl [...]
I just went another bunch of days without writing a single word. Sorry, school is still keeping me pretty busy. But I graduate in 31 days, so there’s that.
Let’s see, what else? I started hanging out with a girl who made a joke about duck vaginas, which was hilarious. And then [...]
So this morning I’m getting ready for work, and as I’m eating my cereal (Cereal because I’m a child, bran flakes because I’m a geezer. I figure it averages out to about 29.) I turned on the TV to see what was happening. Maybe check to make sure there were no explosions in [...]