Hey, how ’bout that?
I just went another bunch of days without writing a single word. Sorry, school is still keeping me pretty busy. But I graduate in 31 days, so there’s that.
Let’s see, what else? I started hanging out with a girl who made a joke about duck vaginas, which was hilarious. And then she made 100 more jokes about duck vaginas, which were less hilarious. And now the only thing she jokes about are duck vaginas, which is becoming scary. I think she might intend to skin me and turn my skin into a duck vagina, or something. Anyway, duck vagina.
I’ve been seeing a ton of live music, recently, which is awesome. My ex hated live music, which should have been a warning sign, but oh well. I’ve been going to about 2 shows a week for the past few months, and I have learned something about live music. If there are opening bands, the chances that the band is going suck ass increases the earlier they preform. And you’ll be like, “Der, dumbass. Everyone knows that.” But that’s not true. I’ve seen some excellent bands who opened shows, and some horrible headlining bands. It all has to do with the time they go on, and the number of bands that are opening. Like, if there’s one headliner, and one opening band. You know what? Jesus Christ. I’m boring myself. End.
I want my five minutes back.
Or three. Whatever. This was a waste of my time.
I’ll take a Twitter poll about duck vaginas, get back to you.
Yah, “duck vaginas” doesn’t seem to be a popular topic.
But is she a good kisser? Or do you just see duck vaginas every time you make out?
duck vaginas… ok, that’s a new one.
QUACK-CRACK!
Ah, I see visions of a new insurance mascot…
“the chances that the band is going suck ass increases the earlier they preform.”
So, get a few guys together and grab random instruments, never rehearse, jump up on stage and start jamming… that would be better?
Can you go back to not blogging?
You could’ve at least told us the duck vagina joke.
2 shows a week? Um, hello, live-music lover here…
Don’t worry about warning signs. An ex *loved* live music, but that was his only redeeming quality.
Wow.
duck vaginas… stolen from louis ck stand up, i hope you aren’t hanging out with that girl anymore.