Apr
24
2010
Bad advice to give to lesbians
Do not tell your lesbian friend, in an attempt to cheer her up about her ex, that a “Doctor” and one of his colleagues gave you some good information about relationships once. Because then you will have to complete the joke and say:
“Bitches ain’t shit but hos and tricks. If you’re having girl problems, I feel bad for you son. I’ve got 99 problems, but a bitch ain’t one.”
Despite the fact they date women, they won’t find it as funny as your male friends.
P.S. Gay guys LOVE to get this advice during a break-up.
Chicks… There’s no understanding them.
(I woulda typed bitches, but the wifey’s in the room).
How did I not know you had your blog back up?
Hey, I was a long time lurker on your old blog and just found you back again. Yay! I still laugh out loud thinking about your post of the woman ahead of you in line at like K-Mart who was trying to return items she didn’t even have with her. Classic! Glad you’re back, sorry about the other stuff…
Oh HOLY CRAP OF CRAP! ACDubz LIVES! I followed your link and….is it you? Is it really you? Hooray! Welcome back, you ol’ bag of dicks!