Do not tell your lesbian friend, in an attempt to cheer her up about her ex, that a “Doctor” and one of his colleagues gave you some good information about relationships once. Because then you will have to complete the joke and say:
“Bitches ain’t shit but hos and tricks. If you’re having girl [...]
Three things:
1) Yeah, some shit went down. The short version is, it wasn’t my fault. I might go into more detail later. In the meantime, I’m auditioning ACWGs.
2) I’m going to Boston tomorrow. Are any of you in Boston? Comment lickity split. Maybe we can meet up.
3) Who’s [...]
So the other day a friend texted me and was like, “Are you single? I have someone I’d like you to meet.” and I went through about a dozen reactions all at once.
At first I was like, “Ugh” because who knows what kind of cave troll this chick might be.
Then I was like, [...]