AnonymousCoworker » dating

Bad advice to give to lesbians

Anonymous Coworker — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 15:56:21 +0000

Do not tell your lesbian friend, in an attempt to cheer her up about her ex, that a “Doctor” and one of his colleagues gave you some good information about relationships once. Because then you will have to complete the joke and say:

“Bitches ain’t shit but hos and tricks. If you’re having girl problems, I feel bad for you son. I’ve got 99 problems, but a bitch ain’t one.”

Despite the fact they date women, they won’t find it as funny as your male friends.

P.S. Gay guys LOVE to get this advice during a break-up.

Some bidness

Anonymous Coworker — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 04:06:16 +0000

Three things:

1) Yeah, some shit went down. The short version is, it wasn’t my fault. I might go into more detail later. In the meantime, I’m auditioning ACWGs.

2) I’m going to Boston tomorrow. Are any of you in Boston? Comment lickity split. Maybe we can meet up.

3) Who’s here, by the way? Just trying to get a handle on what type of person continues to punish themselves with my garbage. Love you!

Oh, hey, it’s March and I still have a blog.

Anonymous Coworker — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 21:57:40 +0000

So the other day a friend texted me and was like, “Are you single? I have someone I’d like you to meet.” and I went through about a dozen reactions all at once.

At first I was like, “Ugh” because who knows what kind of cave troll this chick might be.

Then I was like, “Well, that’s cool. I guess it is still possible to meet people organically through friends.”

Then I was like, “What is my status, anyway?” I don’t even really know if I’m single. On the one hand, I’m so damn busy with my last two graduate courses and my job and a bunch of other shit that is just kind of boring but trust me it adds up but still you don’t want to hear about it, and keeping my social life on life-support, I really don’t have any time for dating. On the other hand, I’m not in a relationship.

But still, I don’t even know if I’m looking for anything right now. I’m kind of enjoying the first time I’ve had to myself since I was 16. (Yeah, that’s right, I pretty much went through three relationships with virtually no breaks over a period of 13 years. Insanity.) I finally replied that I was “single-ish” and that while I wasn’t actively looking to get into anything right now, I was at least open to the possibility.

Eh, maybe I shouldn’t be so down on the whole thing. At least I have friends who are looking out for me. Oh, and if you’re a friend reading this: please, no cave trolls.

Finally, fuck, is this the boringest blog ever, or what? I feel sorry for you people.