At first I was like, “Ugh” because who knows what kind of cave troll this chick might be.

Then I was like, “Well, that’s cool. I guess it is still possible to meet people organically through friends.”

Then I was like, “What is my status, anyway?” I don’t even really know if I’m single. On the one hand, I’m so damn busy with my last two graduate courses and my job and a bunch of other shit that is just kind of boring but trust me it adds up but still you don’t want to hear about it, and keeping my social life on life-support, I really don’t have any time for dating. On the other hand, I’m not in a relationship.

But still, I don’t even know if I’m looking for anything right now. I’m kind of enjoying the first time I’ve had to myself since I was 16. (Yeah, that’s right, I pretty much went through three relationships with virtually no breaks over a period of 13 years. Insanity.) I finally replied that I was “single-ish” and that while I wasn’t actively looking to get into anything right now, I was at least open to the possibility.

Eh, maybe I shouldn’t be so down on the whole thing. At least I have friends who are looking out for me. Oh, and if you’re a friend reading this: please, no cave trolls.

Finally, fuck, is this the boringest blog ever, or what? I feel sorry for you people.